A motorcycle officer stopped a man who ran a red light. The guy was a real jerk, demanding, “Why am I being harassed by the Gestapo?!” The officer calmly told him of…
A man finds a wallet with $700 in it. A few days later, he reads a notice stating that a wealthy man has lost his wallet and is offering a $50 reward…
A man selling hats went to a jungle for a rest. A monkey came and stole a hat. The man couldn’t catch the monkey. He realized the monkey followed the man’s actions….
Two bowling teams, one made up of all blondes and one of all brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend tournament in Atlantic City. The brunette team rode in the bottom…
A rich lonely widow decided that she needed another man in her life so she placed an ad, which read this: RICH WIDOW LOOKING FOR MAN TO SHARE LIFE AND FORTUNE …NEEDS…
A man walks into a bar and a drunk is sitting there mumbling something quietly. Curious the man takes the seat next to him. The drunk is mumbling, “Looks like plastic, feels…
Billy Bob wanted a job as a signalman on the railways. He was told to meet the inspector at the signal box. The inspector asked, “What would you do if you realized…
A salesman, and engineer, and a technician are driving in a car when, just outside of town, they get a flat tire. The three of them get out of the car and…